OTR: Missed Connections

Every one in a while I read a missed connection on Craigslist and think that it has to be someone I know.

And so a new segment is born. Here's how it will work:

1. The suspect's photo will be posted.
2. The missed connection will be posted.
downtown hottie - m4m - 20
Reply to: pers-574670238@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-15, 2:59AM CST

saw you walking in front of taverna earlier this week around 9pm. Loved the sunshades. I was worried about you when I saw you vomit on the hood of that nissan spectra, but i knew you were fierce when you straightened back up, wiped your mouth with the scarf, and threw it in the gutter. lets do lunch.


Let me assure you this is just an example. If it were a missed connection posted for me, it would read "...I knew you were fierce when you straightened back up, wiped your mouth with your friend's scarf, and threw it in the gutter..."

Like I'd puke on a Nissan Spectra anyway.